Saturday, March 3, 2012

Stupid Postman

Postman: I have come two miles just to deliver this letter to you.
Santa: You neednt have come so far. You could have just posted it.

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Santa was removing money from the ATM.
Banta: I saw your password, ha ha.
Santa: What is it?
Banta: It is four asteriks (****)
Santa: Ha ha, you are wrong. It is 9425.